tee hee eric you
4. I think you’re supposed to give me the celebrities?
F - johnny depp
M - jack white
K - nicholas cage
15. well I’ll tell you about my saturday night…..
so it all started with a bottle of wine.
I was getting ready to go to party, and of course being somewhat socially awkward I decided to drink before arriving at the social affair..
Unfortunately though, my intended pre-drink quickly became a pre-drunk..
this led to nothing good.
Upon arriving at the party, I was ready to go (and not in a good way)
When I am drunk, I am normally a fairly competent drunk ..
I usually remember everything, I’m aware of my actions, I can speak, you know, coherent..
but on saturday, I was not. I became incoherent.
Things I was told I did which I have no recollection of:
- made out with a girl in front of entire party, twice
- broke a glass
- texted something about chips to a guy
- gave the party host’s father a high five for playing bowie before pulling down my shirt and showing him my tattoo
- fell down stairs
Now… I have no idea when/how I left this party,
but needless to say I woke up on a toilet, at home, with not a clue as to how I got there.
Most out of it I have ever been, ever.
Jack’s like, ‘K are we done I wanna talk to that red head over there….’
omg John Paul, stop. You’re a beautiful mixture of Johnny and Jack.. And I can’t even handle it.
dear candy cane children, do you see what I see?